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Bees Demotivational Poster


BIOSHOCK MONKEY - He will kill you...and with bees of all things...


TAGS: monkey bioshock bees cool awesome
Rating: 2.19/5

More motifakes by Defero

Nero - August 1, 2008, 3:58 pm, #12258
NO GODS OR KINGS. ONLY MONKEYS.


CARPE DIEM - Cuz you'll never know when you can go boating at government expense again.




SEX EDUCATION - a vital part of children's learning


TAGS: greeny birds bees
Rating: 3.9/5

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Greeny - November 18, 2011, 8:56 pm, #225931
aaaah; one for the family scrapbook


THE US NAVY KALMAR - So awesome not even Batman has one.


TAGS: seabees navy cargo batman awesome
Rating: 2.64/5

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bill - October 10, 2009, 11:31 pm, #125655
cause
Cerebus42 - October 10, 2009, 10:36 pm, #125647
I have to ask, what makes a glorified forklift "awesome"?


SEABEES -




Frisbeetarians -


TAGS: nuns frisbees souls bono
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by BobbEdwards

Reality Lord - July 20, 2013, 4:49 pm, #247949

lol...am5ome
GaryO - July 20, 2013, 8:55 am, #247942
Yes...and/or under the bus


BUZZ! BUZZ! - Cellphones ain't giving bees one.




Men -


TAGS: married men in laws killer bees
Rating: 5/5

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thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 29, 2013, 9:59 pm, #251304
Bees cannot hold a candle anywhere near my fear of clowns and spiders. Wasps, on the other hand, scary as h#ll!
chickenlittle - November 29, 2013, 3:29 pm, #251285
My second worst nightmare, covered in bees! First is attacked by wasps. But having said that, that's a pretty manly looking beeard :)
thecrotchetyoldcynic - November 28, 2013, 2:31 am, #251217
I feel like, though, I'm always standing on ceremony. I've tried saying, "Jesus H. Christhrist! We gotta go." I'm told it's not good manners; I must at least also say "thank you" before I depart.
GaryO - November 27, 2013, 11:36 pm, #251210
I do understand that one, yet I still find it easier to leave their place than mine.


BUT WE'LL STILL HAVE BACON, RIGHT?? -


TAGS: bees food bacon environment
Rating: 4.81/5

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curlyrocks - July 12, 2013, 11:01 pm, #247680
Maybe we should just genetically engineer bees not to be such wimps when it comes to GE plants.
PapaFox - July 12, 2013, 10:11 pm, #247678
OMG NOT THE COFFEE! O.o
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 9:27 pm, #247675

I'm guessin' honey-baked ham will be out of the question.
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 9:03 pm, #247672
5L for giving me something to think about and keeping me up for the rest of the night. A world without bacon...hmmmm


BREATHTAKING -


TAGS: poppies field springtime bees humor
Rating: 4.77/5

More motifakes by lgvernon

lgvernon - July 13, 2013, 3:13 pm, #247708

LOL!~
CloudchaserS - July 13, 2013, 12:03 am, #247684
Especially the bees on the island led by Sister Summersisle
lgvernon - July 12, 2013, 10:17 pm, #247679

LOLOLOL!~~Didn't even notice! But, dayum~~they do look like tulips, don't they?!
MissPriss - July 12, 2013, 9:34 pm, #247677
Sneaky little suckers indeed! They made those poppies look just like tulips...evil I'm tellin' ya! 5L evil little buggers!


SLOW DOWN -


TAGS: turtles talk birds and bees
Rating: 4.4/5

More motifakes by spacedog

agdaniele - March 26, 2011, 2:36 am, #215271
Bump
Bovee - March 29, 2010, 11:00 am, #167791
5L's a classic.
Faceplant31 - March 29, 2010, 10:53 am, #167786
Love it, Fav'd it! 5L


SUPERIORITY - Bees use trigonometry. Termites invented central air conditioning. Ants created farms and flocks and landfills. So get off your damned high horse.




YES, THE PLAY ON WORDS ARE PART OF THE JOKE. -




Bee Happy -




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